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This is how my dashboard was earlier

confessionsofanerd:

teashoesandhair:

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious

^ sounds like a plan

confessionsofanerd:

teashoesandhair:

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious

^ sounds like a plan

Mom: Honey, I’m going sjkdksdha ahdjkqhd ydksdjkad ok?

Me: Ok, mom

5 minutes later…

Me: ………..Where’s my mom?

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

death-by-lulz:

tlgoyanswers:
Yep, that’s me in a nutshell.

tlgoyanswers:

Yep, that’s me in a nutshell.

marypoppinthatpussy:

the way nicki looks at taylor