“we’re gonna fucking die”
aint he a water type tho lol
"y’all motherfuckers are gonna fucking die and i’m gonna fucking watch"
the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing and never hear from them again
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this
Funniest blog on earth
i think we found the opposite of nash greir
Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
An angry one
Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”.
I want to send this to every artist who is trying to live independently. Get creative. You can do it.