In the end, my kingdom was united. Not by a hero or a villain, as legend had predicted. But one who was both hero and villain, and her name was M a l e f i c e n t.

(via excellent-show-of-patience)

sarahisntgold:

thepandanni:

xbreezepleeze:

goneseriesblog:

kotten-not-cotton:

Thank you Michael Grant for understanding

Guys can we get this to 1500? 

this man summed up everything i’ve been thinking for years

I used to go to a school where the principal purposely made sure we were assigned more homework than normal so that we would be “learning” instead of “on the streets acting like hooligans”. And they wonder why that entire city is known for their drug addicted rich kids.

all this except school starts at 7.30. Up at 6 at the latest. so glad that’s behind me.  

(via free-of-karma)

allthatisslashyandgood:

allthatisslashyandgood:

So our neighbors, have the Don’t Blink and Blink and you’re dead wifi names.  We changed our two (one is a 5G connection) to match them.  Then it just so happened that they lined up in vertical order and I geeked out.

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The second thrilling installment.  Also in order from bottom to top :P

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cutiesilver:

"He’s fascinating."
"He’s a pain in the ass."

(via thewintersldiers)

foxandwhat:

littlefoxling:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.

LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER! 

(via allthatisslashyandgood)

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

(via ghosty-spooks)

julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

(via g-iggle)

slaynuggets:

brybriontour:

Dan Howell is the sweetest person alive everyone else can go home

HOW FAST DID YOU RETWEET THIS. YOU ARE THE PERSON I ASPIRE TO BE. ONE FUCKING RETWEET. YOU CANT JUST DO THIS. THIS TAKES PURE. SKILL. AND. DEDICATION.

(via sorry--imfangirling)

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

(via alicehopewalker)